5 days ago We've been doing these pranks on telemarketers for quite awhile now. This is the first time one has resulted in a murder-for-hire plot. At least, that's what it sounds like is going on.
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2 weeks ago Nothing is more gratifying than wasting a telemarketer's time and eventually making him so angry he hangs up on you.
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5 weeks ago Nothing is more gratifying that making a telemarketer so aggravated that he ends up hanging up on you!
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April 18, 2013 Today's Torturing Telemarketers puts the grief to a couple of off-shore peddlers of home renovation services. But, for once, do the telemarketers get the last laugh?
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April 8, 2013 A sure sign that a telemarketer is truly tortured is when he tells you , "I've got to get back to work now".
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April 2, 2013 This is the best one we've had in a long, looooong time!
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March 25, 2013 Here's this morning's Torturing Telemarketers.
This one is interesting because of how angry the telemarketer gets! Usually, they reach a point where they become so irate they hang up on us. For whatever reason, this guy sounds unable to hang up. You'll hear what I mean.
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March 12, 2013 Today's Torturing Telemaketers is a classic.
Listen as the poor telemarketer in India someplace trying to explain why he can't meet up and have sex with John's elderly wife on St. Patrick's Day!
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March 4, 2013 Today's Torturing Telemarketers features two very helpful Mumbaian operators and one very unhelpful customer. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from today's call...
February 27, 2013 How long does it take a telemarketer to hang up on you if you keep saying ridiculous and offensive things to them? Way longer than you might think.
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February 20, 2013 As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C. A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing.
Listen to this week's Torturing Telemarketers and notice the guy's dedication to this sales ethos. He's not phased by anything. All he's focused on is A.B.C.
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February 11, 2013 Here's another Torturing Telemarketers call. A couple things to note while listening to this one.
1.) The telemarketer puts his supervisor on to help and the supervisor's English is way worse than the first guy's.
2.) The supervisor ends the pitch by saying "All I can do is pray for you and your wife".
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