torturing telemarketers

Today's Torturing Telemaketers  is a classic. Listen as the poor telemarketer in India someplace trying to explain why he can't meet up and have sex with John's elderly wife on St. Patrick's Day! To hear the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers click on the jump link, below...

Today's Torturing Telemarketers features two very helpful Mumbaian operators and one very unhelpful customer. Click on the jump link, below, to hear the audio from today's call...

How long does it take a telemarketer to hang up on you if you keep saying ridiculous and offensive things to them? Way longer than you might think. Click below to listen to this audio gem...

As Alec Baldwin's character Blake said in Glengarry Glen Ross, the secret to being a salesman is A.B.C.  A-always. B-be. C-closing. A.B.C.. Always be closing. Listen to this week's Torturing Telemarketers and notice the guy's dedication to this sales ethos. He's not phased by anything. All he's focused on is A.B.C. Click the jump link, below, to hear the audio...

Here's another Torturing Telemarketers call. A couple things to note while listening to this one. 1.) The telemarketer puts his supervisor on to help and the supervisor's English is way worse than the first guy's. 2.) The supervisor ends the pitch by saying "All I can do is pray for you and your wife". Click on the jump, below, to listen to the audio....

This one only take about a minutes to listen to. It's crude, yet tasteless...