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Sounds of the Game: Week 1

All the teams have played now so the 2012-13 season is officially underway!

Time to resume "Sounds of the Game"---comments that sound really dirty but aren't.  Here's the best from MNF.

To hear the audio, click on the jump, below...

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Estatic [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is Estatic.  You can listen to the lesson here:

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TELEMARKETERS: Window Escape Plan (Audio)

Today's Dialing for Dingbats is a Screwing with Telemarketers.  The audio is on the following page, so just click on the prompt so you can listen....

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DIALING FOR DINGBATS: The Worst Telemarketer Ever

Seriously. Usually, the humorous element of this is when our guy John/Hank/Mr. Spagnoli torments the poor telemarketer. In this one, it's the bizarre, hobo-sounding telemarketer that rattles us!

Click on the jump to hear the audio for yourself....

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NOSTRADUMBAS: Pee Wee Herman and Clint Eastwood? (audio)

In case you missed it this morning, we recorded today's visit from the Great Nostradumbass. Of course, Nostradumbass is the wise and mystic sage from the Mysterious East. I call it the "Mysterious" East because I have no idea what lies out past Joe Battle. Anyway, follow the prompt to be taken to the audio

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Excommunicate [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is EXCOMMUNICATE.

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Yukon [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is YUKON

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KLAQ Morning Show Monday Morning Mash-Up: DMX And Reading Rainbow [Audio]

Check out today's Monday morning mash-up, it features rapper DMX and the theme song to the kids t.v. show "Reading Rainbow."

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Spanglish Word Of The Day Bender [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is BENDER.

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DIALING FOR DINGBATS: Car Insurance/Horse Race (Audio)

Another example of how you can have fun with telemarketers and get THEM to hang up on YOU!

Click on the jump to hear the audio.

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50 Shades of Gay: 3 Most Hilariously Retarded Things Fernie Said Today

Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act".   I swear to you he is not.  Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him.  Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to explain what Fernie was trying to say.

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Buzz’s Olympic Farewell Song (Audio)

Yesterday I wrote (and, unfortunately, performed) a song about how I felt about the Olympics coming to an end. Listen to the lyrics (by clicking ahead) and tell me if these words don't resonate with you.

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