lap dance

When I was going to grade school, the only gifts I got from teachers for my birthday were stickers. A student at Stovall Middle School in Houston Texas received something way more inappropriate for his special day.

We conducted a very simple experiment today on the KLAQ Morning Show.  And what was that experiment? We wanted to see if Fernie (who is an open gay man) would get "excited" in his pants if he got a lap dance from exotic dancers Honey and Amber.

Fellas, if you ever find yourself at a car show and s stripper wants to give you a lap dance...by all means do it.