As you probably know by now, Gene Simmons of the rock band KISS wants Tim Tebow to come and play for his arena league football team. Given Gene's legendary ego, it's no wonder the team is called The L.A. Kiss. Actually, it's more surprising that the team isn't called the L.A. Gene Simmonses. Gene Simmons has put it out there that he'd like to sign Tebow to a three year contract. Tebow has said that if he doesn't play for an NFL team it will cause the baby Jesus to weep. I don't think that's the only thing keeping this deal from actually happening. Here's how I imagine the phone call to have gone...
(phone rings and Tim Tebow answers)
TIM: Hello, It’s a beautiful day the Lord has made! Tim Tebow speaking.
GENE: Tim, it’s Gene Simmons of the rock band KISS.
TIM: OH, merciful heavens!! (begins praying fervently)