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New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has made a lot of headlines this year. He's coach of an NFL team in the biggest media market in America. He cusses a LOT. He may have made or urged others to make untoward comments to muy caliente Mexican TV reporter Ines Sainz. And he may have a foot fetish.

We don't know who started this fight between the Miami Caliente and the Tampa Breeze of the Lingerie Football League, but...um...sorry, what were we saying?

"If the way the Red Raiders ran their offense in the first half is any indication, this is a solid win."

  Teresa introduced us to one of Noah's Ark pet prairie dogs.

This is ridiculous, but apparently it's real: Someone played way too much heavy metal in front of their pet parrot, and now it sings "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by DROWNING POOL. YouTube - Parrot Sings Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

What if Rudolph had been born in an age with advanced medical technology that could correct "birth defects"...? Rudolph The Regular Reindeer - CollegeHumor video. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Those crazy Taiwanese animators are at it again, this time with a video “news” report about Miley Cyrus’ bad behavior. Like many of their previous videos, this one is an instant classic. Miley takes her bong hit and hallucinates a giant brown bear...

It's not as embarrassing as Boris Yeltsin dancing, but here's Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin singing "Blueberry Hill" at a charity dinner on Friday night in St. Petersburg, Russia. The live backing music sounds like a cheap karaoke track, and the audience cheering him on includes Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, Sharon Stone, and Gerard Depardieu...

After Morning Show listeners voted here at the site, Teresa wore the new Christmas Cap for our Quinceañera remote at Circle K.

An alert listener sent this in to us from east El Paso. After viewing this picture, we think Santa Claus' mysterious background might need a little checking into.

Hmmm. The Rankin-Bass classic Rudolph mashed with The Police classic "Roxanne". Hmmm. Wonder what the hook could be... YouTube - Rudolph (You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light).

KLAQ was happy to welcome UTEP mascot, Paydirt Pete, and his translator, Aaron Villalobos, to the studios to talk about the Capital One Bowl mascot challenge. Paydirt is in the Final Four and looking for the big payoff. Vote for him at capitalonebowl...