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This episode of South Park always makes me laugh out loud.

It's that time of the season to make an azz out of you and your family members. I can't think of a better way then Elf'n yourself. Enjoy!! http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/QH7qmEmRJDYvapUf?cmpid=ey_url

Being a mall Santa now a days isn't easy. There is training, training and more training to make sure Santa is ready for all you freakin boys and girls.

I have been banned for 30 days from posting on my facebook page because I posted the cover of the new playboy with Lindsay Lohan on it. If you have seen this cover, It shows no nudity. I need to get ahold of these stupid people but I can't figure out how to...

I love watching Diners, Drive-ins and Dives with Guy Fieri on the food network.

If this tune doesn't put you in the Christmas spirit, There is no hope for you this Holiday season.

Finally a spongebob that makes sense. Be advised that spongebob uses profanity.

There ain't nothin' wrong with bein a redneck at christmas. At least the tree wont burn down your trailer.

If the rest of the United States doesn't already think that El Paso, TX is the armpit of the world, This choice of B.J. Thomas as the half time show for the Sunbowl has proven it to be true.

Remember when you went out to your favorite bar and had a great time all night long?

Ok my El Paso friends, If you have to wear a black shirt and stand real still outside right now to see it snowing, IT'S NOT SNOWING!!!!!

I bet all of you thought we here at KLAQ can't "win" anything.... you are SO WROOOOONG!!! (lol) Well it seems that Santa saw fit that I get my (unofficial) bonus early. I was feeling rather thirsty rocking El Paso out and decided to grab something from the vending machine...