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Top 5 Dirty Christmas Songs

Here are the top 5 dirtiest Christmas songs that you and your family members can learn and sing Christmas morning around the ol' tanenbaum.

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Wh*re in a Drawer – Elf on a Shelf’s Naughty Aunt [Fan Photos]

We posted a hilarious meme on our Facebook page this week and asked our fans to participate in the adult version of Elf on a Shelf we lovingly call Whore in a Drawer.

First, let me say the fans of KLAQ are hands-down the funniest fans in the world. Most people would get uppity about us calling Barbie a whore, b

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KLAQ’s Dominic the Christmas Donkey Song

Here it is! He-haw, he-haw! It’s Dominic the Christmas Donkey, our Christmas gift to you!

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Jaded Woman Perfectly Sums Up How We All Feel About Happily Engaged People [PHOTO]

Well, it doesn’t appear as if Santa will have to dodge any of Cupid’s bows on the way to one woman’s house this holiday season.

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State Trooper Helps Slow Driver Find the Right Lane

Barbara Walters is gearing up to announce her 'Most Fascinating People of 2013' and I'd like to nominate this state trooper!

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10 Funniest Mugshot Messages

You better listen up! These criminals have something to say.

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Marine Band Performs Epic Cover of “Thrift Shop” and “Can’t Hold Us” by Macklemore

The Third Marine Aircraft Wing Band celebrated the 238th birthday of the Marine Corps in epic style by performing Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" and "Can't Hold Us" and their birthday ball.

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Our Musical Salute to the Shawver Park Christmas Light Show Fail

(PUNCHLINE: El Paso, TX) -- If it wasn't for the price tag, city rep Eddie Holguin's Christmas light display at Shawver Park would be no worse than Charlie Brown's Christmas tree -- kind of sad, but a humble reminder of the reason for the season.

But $25,000?! Billed to taxpayers?!

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Here’s Proof El Pasoans Have Smaller Penises Than Men in Las Cruces

A list has been compiled of the biggest to smallest member size of each state in America. Texas, apparently not everything is bigger here.

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College Student’s Homemade Telenovela for Spanish Class Is Mucho Awesome [VIDEO]

You don’t need a translator to figure out this Spanish assignment is fantastico.

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18 Inappropriate Elf on a Shelf Pictures

These pictures of the Elf on a Shelf are very inappropriate so you know I have to share them with you.

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Brainiac Got a Toilet Paper Holder Stuck Where?!

Well, if this isn’t embarrassing, nothing is.

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