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I would buy one of these shirts. Maybe downtown when it gets ripped off in a Mexican sweatshop, but I would buy one of these shirts. Problem is, right now they're not real. They're a product of the imagination of a design student named Jimmy Nutini, who would probably be sued into homelessness if he ever produced one of these without the NFL's permission...

"...Make no mistake, though; Price both wants and needs to win now. The pressure is there -- in Price's case, most of it internal. But if he is honest with himself, it isn't just a desire to compete and win, it's a race against the clock -- both his own at age 64, and the one attached to a doomsday device called Apathy..."

Big woman grabs mic. Big woman has only two teefusses. Big woman belts out Billy Joel!

"The Patriots have been close. So close there were rumors MLS Commissioner Don Garber had communicated with Enrique Cervantes. If El Paso minds its P's and Q's, maybe someday...That was a few years back, the P's and Q's since lost in alphabet soup for an organization that has remained a toddler in a high-chair, unable to spell, just hungry for the next spoonful."

Click on the pic for the link to TMZ.com and a video that will curdle your mother's milk. You especially have to love Baby's tats, not to mention his facial hair.

This just in from Scientology Headquarters: Ricky Gervais was a pop icon himself before he made fun of them. Here he is in all his 80's plucked-eyebrow Brit Pop glory. Eat your heart out David Bowie!

By Duke Keith, dkeith@klaq.com The picture continues to clear for the UTEP Miners. After suffering their first set-back in Conference USA play in that 100-97 triple-overtime thriller at UAB, the Miners have spelled it out for the rest of the conference. Regular season and post-season, the road to any post-season dancing is running through the defending C-USA champs again in 2011.

"And for my next trick, I will hold back the tears that want to roll down my cheeks." A magician in Bolivia went on TV and screwed up a trick BIG TIME. He lined up three paper cups, and one of them had a spike under it. He was SUPPOSED to flatten the other two cups with his hand.

In what may well be his LAST job as a presenter of a major awards show, English comic actor Ricky Gervais didn't miss many, if ANY, chances to roast Hollywood unmercifully, beginning with his opening monologue where he went after Charlie Sheen, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, the whole of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Hugh Hefner and whatshername (his fiance) and

Sometimes, a picture is made a thousand times more awesome by some random thing that was accidentally captured in the background.  This is one of those cases. Swedish model Victoria Silvstedt was being photographed on the beach in a bikini recently, and she just happened to be walking by a woman who, let's just say, offered a bit of...contrast...

America's political climate is taking a lot of heat after Jared Loughner's Tucson rampage. When a member of Congress gets shot, even if it's by a mentally unstable person, it's unavoidable to link the shooting to politics.  And no one's wasted any time doing that.

Remember Mary Bono?  She's been in Congress ever since her husband, the legendary Sonny Bono, skied into a tree and died in 1998. Well, RadarOnline.com just posted pictures of Mary having her tatas tongued by a campaign donor named Edra Blixseth four years ago.