Some call it a gift. I have a special talent for creating porno movie titles based on actual movies. It’s really a shame that the adult film business seems to have given up on creatively named parodies. The minds that once gave us such classics as “In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon” and “Lawrence of Her Labia” are now content with such cop-outs as “The Simpsons Porn Parody”.

Weak, Porn. Very, very weak.

I still try to keep my porn title skills sharp, though, just in case the need for more creative titles ever comes back. So, check out my Porn Parody Titles: 2018 Oscar Nominees Edition.