Some call it a gift. I have a special talent for creating porno movie titles based on actual movies. It’s really a shame that the adult film business seems to have given up on creatively named parodies.
On Saturday afternoon, El Pasoans headed out to The Sandbox to join Jackass star and comedian Steve-O for his surprise sombrero party. Not only was the placed filled with sombreros but hula hoops, boogie boards, slip-n-slides and inflatable pools.
According to the police report, 30-year-old Christian Englander did admit to stop at a convenience stop and buying a 99 Bananas shot, along with an actual banana. The man kept the banana peel in his back pocket.
Remember that epic scene in 'Wayne's World' where Wayne and Garth jam out to Queen's hit, "Bohemian Rhapsody?" Well these ladies bring back that classic scene with way more dance moves and boob grabbing.