You might be a redneck if...you been teachin' yo'r daughter to drive since she was three and you weren't surprised that, at age 14, she was the one driving a stolen car in a two-state high-speed poice chase. Meet Mysti Potter.

Mysti's daughter (unnamed BECAUSE SHE'S 14!) stole a friend's mom's Jeep and had actually picked her mother up so Mysti could get a pack of cigarettes. Mysti didn't know the Jeep was stolen and WAS surprised her daughter elected for a high-speed chase -- since she's ALWAYS told her to pull over if the police flag her down.

Wow, kid, how could you just ignore advice from your mom like that?