The dude in this story must have been looking for a "stable relationship" (rim shot).

Wausau, Wisconsin has just one upped the crazy stories from Florida. A 30 year old man was arrested on Wednesday after Sheriff's showed up to a barn where they found Jared Kreft wearing windbreaker pants with holes around the nether regions. He was in possession of marijuana and was found in a compromising position with a stable horse.

He was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to the court records.

According to court documents, he told authorities he smoked the marijuana and went to the barn to try and sexually arouse the horse with his hands and mouth before he was going to have sexual relations with it.

Kreft is being held on a cash only $2,000 bond and is to have no communications with the residence and the horse. A preliminary hearing will be held Tuesday.