This poor guy just can't win!

They say Valentines Day really isn't the best day to propose.  Apparently, they're right ... especially to a girl you met on facebook only a week before.

Ok, ok ... they were all set up.  You still laughed though huh?!?!

Now that this traumatic, Hallmark invented, pain in the ass day has passed; bring on steak and bj day!!   (Careful, that link has some edgy ... yet important ... material in it!)

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