Valentine’s Day

This poor guy just can't win!

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Valentine's Day is one of the greatest holidays ever invented! I'm totally serious about that statement, too. Billions of dollars are spent to provide happy, romantic couples with everything they need to make this random day in the middle of a month special. So many pieces of jewelry are readied, meals prepared, dresses made, and CANDY PACKAGED!

They make so much candy for today, that unless everyone on earth was happily attached and bought twelve boxes each, we'll have a huge surplus!

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As you may be aware, today is Valentine's Day. And as you may have guessed, it's one of the most popular days for people to propose to each other.

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Tomorrow is the day. You've been dreading it, hoping she'll forget (she never does), hoping you could come up with a cool way to break up with her for a couple days to skip it and then get back together...none of these things have panned out.
So, what are you doing tomorrow night? What have you got planned to make the women (or guy) in your life happy for the big VD?

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Forget Valentine's Day, this year, we're celebrating 'Palentine's Day,' a day when men so scorned by women can forget the romance and kick back with their bros. To celebrate properly, we're sending one lucky (or unlucky based on his story) fellow to VIP night at the Red Parrot and transportation for him and four of his pals.

Hopefully the ladies can take our winner's mind off the she-devil who wronged him. Check out the horror stories we received ...

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I know, I know, Valentines Day sucks for every man in the world.

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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone.  I know to most guys there is a lot of pressure to get the perfect gift for their lady,  but believe me, not all women are judging the gifts they receive.  Most of my girlfriends have husbands or boyfriends that do nice things all year, and all they want is to spend a nice evening at home tonight.

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