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(AUDIO) The Great Nostradumbass – What do the White House and Cuba Have in Common?

Without ever seeing these envelopes, the Great Nostradumbass will divine their contents. Click on the jump link, below, and prepare to be amazed by his uncanny powers of precognition. He will dumbfound us with his eerie psychic skills. The Great Nostradumbass is right this way...

 

 

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Spanglish Word Of The Day-Seizure [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish.  Today's word is SEIZURE.

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(AUDIO) Good News/Bad News of the Week

Once a week we like to take a few news stories and take an in-depth look. This week, we examine the great humanitarian Angelina Jolie, a fired Hooters waitress and a new pee-based App for your phone.

To listen to this week's Good News./Bad News click on the "READ MORE" link, below....

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(AUDIO) What’s the Difference?!?

...between Kim Kardashian and a cowgirl?

To find out the answer to that one and many other, just click on READ MORE, below, and listen to the audio...

 

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AUDIO: Torturing Telemarketers

A sure sign that a telemarketer is truly tortured is when he tells you , "I've got to get back to work now".

To listen to the audio from today's Torturing Telemarketers, click on the READ MORE link, below....

 

 

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Spanglish Word Of The Day- Jewel [Audio]

Time for another lesson in the language of the border...Spanglish. Today's word is JEWEL.

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(AUDIO) 1 Minute Inside a Woman’s Head

This week, our perilous journey into the darkest corners of the female mind finds Tax Time to be an issue of concern.

To hear the audio from this week's "1 Minute Inside a Woman's Head", click on the jump link, below....

 

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Lost Jim Morrison Interview Sheds A Lot of Light on Many Things

"What's wrong with being fat? That's what I want to know." - Jim Morrison

Full disclosure, I'm a big fan of the Doors and Jim Morrison. When I was a freshman at Oklahoma Baptist University I was ordered by the R.A. on my dorm floor to stop playing my "The Soft Parade" album because some of the other guys on the hall were getting freaked out by hearing Jim Morrison screaming, "You CANNOT petition the Lord in Prayer!!!" at 1 o'clock in the morning.  So, I've paid my dues to be a Doors fan.

This is an seldom heard interview Jim did with Howard Smith of the village voice in 1969. In it, Jim talks about a lot of things that are very, very interesting from a 2013 perspective. I will discuss these point by point after you watch the video, below...

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Dallas Cowboys Wide Receiver Dez Bryant On The KLAQ Morning Show [Audio]

This Sunday April 7th, KLAQ invites you to meet Cowboys Wide Receiver Dez Bryant at the ESPN El Paso Sports and Get Fit Expo Sunday at Sunland Park Racetrack and Casino!!

The best part is that it FREE to get in!

Well today, Dez Bryant was on the KLAQ Morning Show to talk about his appearance at the Sports and Get Fit Expo.

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TORTURING TELEMARKETER: “I Ate Too Much Bacon!” (AUDIO)

This is the best one we've had in a long, looooong time!

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AUDIO: Easter is this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!

This is something we played today and I've gotten numerous (2) requests that I post it here. Which I have done.

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AUDIO: What’s the Difference??

In this feature, I present two items, things or people. See if you can spot the, sometimes subtle, differences as we play "What's the Difference?".

Today, Easter Baskets and Kardashians. What's the Difference?

Click on the jump link, below, to find out and hear the complete audio....

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