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Yo Adrian! Let’s Buy the ‘Rocky’ House In Philly
Why continue to live in that crappy apartment when you can buy the South Philadelphia home Rocky and Adrian moved into in "Rocky II?"
18-Foot Sinkhole Eats Golfer
After decades of suffering abuse at the hands of humans, the Earth is apparently fighting back, and it's starting with the golfers. Golfers Mark Mihal and Mike Peters took advantage of a nice late winter day by playing the course at Waterloo, Ill...
Steelers Fan Gets Terrible Towel Tattoo
Pittsburgh Steelers fans are serious football junkies. Case in point: the guy that got an awesome full-size replica of the Terrible Towel tattooed in black on his chest. Sure, the Terrible Towels most often waved by fans at Steelers' games are bright gold, but that's really not important right now (and gold wouldn't show up the same way, so hush)...
Man Takes Dart To Forehead When He Plays William Tell With Friends
(Note to all aspiring party gamers: Your friend is NOT William Tell, so NEVER try to do this at home, in a basement, anywhere.)
The nice folks in the video above were having your normal basement party: cheap beer, a pool table, a dartboard and, of course, some Lynyrd Skynyrd...
OKC Thunder Hosts Player Who Made Wrong Way Buzzer Beater
Oklahoma City Thunder general manager Sam Presti contacted an Oklahoma high school player who scored a wrong-way buzzer-beater for the opposing team to end a state playoff game on Thursday. The Thunder will host the young man during Sunday's home game against the Boston Celtics...
New Breakfast Sandwich Maker Might Be The Best Invention Ever
Screw Wheaties, dude. Breakfast sandwiches are the 'Breakfast of Champions.' Put it this way: after your last bender, did you wake up hungry for a bowl of fiber-y wheat or were you searching for savory meat, fluffy eggs and melted cheese — all wrapped up in a toasted English muffin...
Lamar Odom Caught Sleeping At Child Custody Hearing
Lamar Odom, the NBA player and husband of reality TV star Khloé Kardashian, was caught sleeping in court at a child custody hearing with his ex-girlfriend earlier this week in California.
Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep
A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishment...
Man Fails On Balance Beam Backflip, Crushes Nuts
That's not much of a backflip, dude. Missing the balance beam, landing and crushing your nuts in the process isn't a really good attempt. If people are able to make a car do a backflip, you can do a lot better than that.
This had to be staged...
Kathryn Marie — Babe of the Day
Kathryn Marie is a 26-year-old model who lives in Baton Rouge, La. A fine example of a Southern girl, Kathryn is working a full-time job while dabbling in modeling. This may be the most impressive dabbling since Bo Jackson decided to 'dabble' in football in the baseball off-season...
Budget Cuts Mean Fewer Military Flyovers at Sporting Events
Get ready for less sonic boom in your pre-game entertainment: federal budget cuts mandated by the U.S. government's sequester include stadium flyovers made by U.S. military aircraft prior to major sporting events.
Flyovers by Air Force Thunderbirds and the Navy Blue Angels have become commonplace at sporting events such as NASCAR races, the MLB All-Star Game, the Super Bowl and some college bowl g
Stadium to Install Slides to Get Fans From Parking Lot to Gate
Between the excessive parking fees, relentless street vendors and long ticket lines (unless you're a Mets fan), getting from the lot to the stadium gate on game day sucks.