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Kyle Larson Crash At End Of NASCAR Nationwide Race Injures Fans (UPDATE)
A multi-car crash at the end of NASCAR's Nationwide Series race at Daytona International Speedway injured at least 28 spectators on Saturday, NASCAR said. After the lead cars became entangled coming down the front stretch on the final lap of the Drive4COPD 300, Kyle Larson's No...
Girl Fight! HS Cheerleading Coach Urges Team to Fight Each Other
A California high school cheerleading coach encouraged the members of her squad to physically fight each other to resolve their differences, so, they did, more or less proving 'Fight Club' was a much better movie than 'Bring It On!'
Aneta Kowal — Babe of the Day
Aneta Kowal is a 21-year-old model who lives in Detroit. She's one of the city's most renowned models (and she doesn't even have four wheels — Detroit! Car jokes!). She was named 2012 Miss Michigan Hooters.
Aneta is a hard-working model willing to fly anywhere for a shoot...
Sleeping Man Wakes Up With Bottle Rocket In Crotch
Good friends will do anything for you. Unfortunately, they'll also do anything to you, as the guy who is sleeping in this video finds out.
Dude is just sleeping peacefully until his 'good friend' finds him. Mr. Friend then seizes the bottle rocket next to the crotch of our hero and lights it...
NFL Prospect Alec Ogletree Charged With DUI In Arizona
Projected first-round NFL draft pick Alec Ogletree of Georgia was charged with DUI in Arizona last weekend, his agent said. One of the best inside-linebacker prospects in the 2013 NFL Draft pool, Ogletree was expected to be taken in the first round of April's draft...
Scotland’s First Krispy Kreme Store Causes Mile-Long Traffic Jam
Europe exports music, art and culture trends to America. The U.S. exports…doughnuts. Traffic police in Scotland were called in to relieve a massive snarl during the opening of the country's first Krispy Kreme store, whose drive-thru window caused mile-long jams...
Man Changes Tire On Moving Car Tilted On Two Wheels
When you get a flat tire, roadside assistance can sometimes take a long time to respond. These guys don't need no stinkin' roadside assistance. They don't even need a jack. Watch the video to see the world's most death-defying auto mechanic change a tire while the car he is riding in is moving on two wheels:
The guy just pops out of the back door of the tilted-on-two-wheels car, takes off one tire
Round Card Girl Doesn’t Realize MMA Fight Is Over
Mixed martial arts techniques can be difficult to master, but the object of the sport is clear: knock your opponent out. When one combatant is out on the canvas, the fight is over. Perhaps someone should have explained the idea to the ring girl in the video clip above...
High School Girl Makes One-Bounce Full Court Shot and You Can Barely Make a Free Throw
A Colorado high school basketball player did something in a game last week that NBA players like Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Kevin Durant don't even attempt. We'll give you details, but you should watch the video first:
That's Lewis-Palmer High School basketball player Anna Olson of Monument, Colo...
Man Skis Through Abandoned 5-Story Alaskan Building
Two dudes found an abandoned five-story building in Whittier, Alaska. Like anyone would, they decided to take high quality video of one of them skiing down the cramped stairwells of the building and post it to Vimeo. You just have to click below to watch it:
The skier is Logan Imlach, while the videographer is Matt Wild...
Former Dallas Cowboys Player Says Team Used Horse Ointment in 1990s
How about them Clydesdales? On the heels of last week's alleged deer antler spray use by NFL players, Tony Casillas, a defensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys during their dominant run in the 1990s, told a Dallas radio show that players on the team used to use an anti-inflammatory horse ointment to ward off muscle aches...
Lindsey Vonn Tears Knee Ligaments In Scary Crash
Gold medal-winning U.S. skier Lindsey Vonn suffered torn knee ligaments and a leg fracture after a scary crash at the world championships in Austria on Tuesday. The four-time overall World Cup champion is expected to miss the remainder of the 2013 season and could be questionable for the start of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia next February...