My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Drunk Soccer Fan Resists, Family Throws Beer at Cops [VIDEO]
What do a popcorn vendor, a drunk fan, his possibly buzzed family, the El Paso Police and the County Sheriff's Departments have in common? Nothing, until the drunk fan doused the popcorn vendor at Southwest University Park Wednesday night.
Then? A lot!
Then? A lot!
Check Out This Year’s Streetfest Slowdown [VIDEO]
Neon Trees and Seether, Collective Soul and Goo Goo Dolls, music, food, fun, fireworks, art, beautiful cars and beautiful people -- you'll find it all in this year's Streetfest Slowdown.
Why Does the GOP Love Donald Trump? Let This Parody Song Explain [VIDEO]
It's official: after Donald Trump's resounding Super Tuesday wins followed by more on Super Saturday, the GOP's done lost it's damn mind.
What Donald Trump Really Thinks of Iowa
After losing to Ted Cruz in the Iowa caucus, Donald Trump was all rainbows and sunshine about the Hawkeye state. Except...bullcrap! We all know what he was REALLY thinking about Iowa.
If I Had 1.4 Billion Dollars – A Musical Salute to Powerball
Got to admit, I had fun with this one! With apologies to the Barenaked Ladies and with a nod to Buzzy for the lyrics, here's what the BAMS would do if they had won the Powerball Lottery.
Best Movie Mashup Ever? Watch Blockbusters Collide in ‘Hell’s Club’
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker walk into a bar...owned by Carlito Brigante who has Vincent (Tom Cruise's killer from Collateral), RoboCop and Blade as bouncers while Saturday Night Fever's John Travolta and Basic Instinct's Sharon Stone boogie as Tony Montana gets his buzz on whi…
Watch the 2015 Mexican Food Cookoff in 3.5 Minutes
What do you get when you put mariachis, rock-and-roll, great food and great times together in Union Plaza? You get the Mexican Food Cook-Off, 2015 edition.
Exclusive Video of Steelers Communications Problems vs. Patriots
Breaking news! We have obtained exclusive video of Steelers coach Mike Tomlin as he encountered communication problems with his press box coaches in Pittsburgh's 28-21 loss in New England to the Patriots.
Rob Zombie, Halestorm and El Paso Rock Day One of StreetFest
StreetFest returned bigger, badder and better than ever Friday night as the Sun City turned out in force to rock downtown El Paso. Check out pictures from Day One of the fun!
Watch the ASARCO Smokestacks Demolition from the Air
Two years ago today, I had the privilege of white-knuckling my safety belt in an open-air helicopter cockpit to get the best view anyone had of the demolition of the ASARCO smokestacks.
Rocking in the Rocks — Morning Clouds Light Up the Franklins
El Paso rocks! In part because we have so many of them. Rocks, that is -- including the biggest rocks around, the Franklin Mountains. Throw in some interesting weather and they can create some pretty spectacular sights.
How To Put a Crazy Super Bowl in Perspective? Haiku
What a Super Bowl! Did the Patriots win or did Seattle lose? So, Katy Perry works at Hot Dog On A Stick? When did the game get good but the ads start sucking? And how can we put it all in perspective?