Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
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The Lonely Island give us the song that we wish we could have heard at the Oscars
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Buzz is bringing back the Monday morning mashup and today's feature two highly different artists
Buzz’s Picks for 2018 Oscars
I’m going to make my picks but you should know a couple of things first. One, I didn’t see all the movies nominated. I saw most of them, though.
Real or Parody: Try Not to Step in Feces Family Game
Find out if this weird game is real or fake news
Group Urges Boycott of Walking Dead for “Glamorizing Teen Suicide”
In the season premiere this past Sunday, Carl Grimes (played by young actor Chandler Riggs) chooses to shoot himself to save his father and his friend from having to do it.
This Week in Confederate Flag News
Here’s a run-down of stories that have to do with the Confederate flag that have happened in just the past few days.
Do Doobies Make Boobies?
Times have really changed since I was in high school.