Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
…zzzzz-Bay! Buzz Opens Another Set of Items He Bought Online While Blacked Out
When this stuff arrives 5 to 10 business days later, I have literally no recollection of what I've bought.
Perspective: History is Kinder to Athletes Who Protest than People at the Time
There have been incidents in the past, long before Colin Kaepernick, where sports fans have been just as outraged.
The DadBag — You Can Get a Fanny Pack That Looks Like a Hairy Belly
Remember, it's not just a carry-all. It's the most effective form of male birth-control ever invented.
Police Looking for ‘The Mad Pooper’ in Colorado — Yeah, It’s Exactly What You Think It Is
"I was like, Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids? And she was like 'Yeah, sorry".
What Three Items Could You Buy Together to Make a Cashier Freak Out?
Can you name three items that would cause the cashier to freak out? Only three. No more, no less. Here's what I came up with:
‘Slaves for Sale’ Sign Upsets Missouri Neighborhood
It must be tough being called a racist. Imagine being labeled with a such a hateful term just because it's true.
Another New Trailer Premiers for The Disaster Artist’
"Fans" of The Room will appreciate some of the in-jokes in this latest trailer.
Watch Nico Get Cattle-Prodded for Losing Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor Bet
The bet we settled on was simple: Nico takes McGregor, Buzz Takes Mayweather. Winner gets to tase the lose with a million volt cattle prod.
Iowa Football Starts New Tradition and It’s Awesome
Better than this week's lop-sided win was a new Iowa college football tradition that's already one of the best there is.
Cleveland Cops to Protest National Anthem Protest with National Anthem Protest
The police union in Cleveland is responding to a protest involving a patriotic display by staging their own protest involving a patriotic display
Buzz Vs. Nico — Who Can Face the Dad Joke Challenge Without Cracking?
The challenge is to see who can make the other one laugh first. It's all about the delivery of the joke.
Reality Show About Women Looking For Sperm Donors in the Works
Every thought to yourself, "Man, I would totally watch some chick go looking for a sperm donor!"