There's a woman in Rhode Island who lives next door to her ex-husband and his new girlfriend. Not surprisingly, they don't get along. So she trained her pet cockatoo to SHOUT SWEAR WORDS at them. Even better, ex-hubby's new girl made a video of the bird that is definitely NSFW (at least with the volume up)!

They all must have heavy East Coast accents because the bird sounds like a cross between Tony Soprano and Iago, the parrot from Aladdin.

The bird is so loud and vulgar (and repetitive! Jeezh...) that other neighbors have moved, and now the ex-husband is trying to move, too. This week the woman is due in court on charges of violating an animal noise ordinance.