Ted Nugent

Here’s why.

"You have to have shit for brains and you have to be a soulless, soulless prick to put Joan Jett."

Yankovic yanks him and cranks him.

The comedy show is back!

'[KISS is] like if rock and roll tried to be a ride at Disney World,' Blarf says.

Usually it's venues paying top dollar to book talent, but Longview, TX is now shelling out to keep Ted Nugent from performing at their 4th of July celebration.

Ted Nugent remains one of rock's standout live performers and fans will have the chance to enjoy the concert experience today with the release of 'Ultralive Ballisticrock,' a two-disc and DVD release featuring some of his biggest hits. Loudwire is proud to exclusively bring you the premiere of the live performance of 'Cat Scratch Fever' from the new collection.

Uncle Ted recently wrote an open letter to Vice President Biden.

Ted Nugent wears MANY hats ... rock star, author, entrepreneur, political activist and now; TV show host!?!?

This was Teresa's last story during "Today in Sound Clips" and we only got to hear a short portion.  Ted was upset because Jeff Glor said he wasn't a moderate?!?! And offered to fellate him because he takes terminally ill children fishing?!?   If you're having trouble making sense of all this, please click READ MORE to see the video. You'll be even more bewildered...

Ted Nugent talked himself into an unusual predicament after some open-ended and controversial remarks about Barack Obama at a National Rifle Association Rally last weekend. As a result, the Secret Service will be meeting with Nugent today (April 19) to discuss his comments.

Ted Nugent (pictured,left...he's the one with the camo cowboy hat and the soul patch not the one who looks like the model on a package of Haines Briefs) is a republican and a conservative. But mostly he's crazy. To see what Nuge said(actual video) and what Mitt Romney response was (make-believe audio/morning show bit) click on the jump, below. SPOILER:  Ted promised to go to prison for beheading a