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An Austin, Texas based real estate brokerage will pay out a massive 70 million dollar settlement to certain eligible folks who sold their home through an MLS.

It was only a matter of time. When Diego Luna burst on the scene last season for El Paso Locomotive FC, most supporters cherished his time with the club because they knew the young star would not be in the Sun City for long. That was confirmed today when Real Salt Lake acquired the midfielder for what appears to be a record transfer fee for a USL to Major League Soccer player...

Logan Ketterer stepped in at goalie for the Portland Timbers and put up a performance worthy of the MLS Team of the Week.

Logan Ketterer is on loan to the Portland Timbers and in his first game action, he came up big for PTFC.

Triple-A baseball team? Check. Downtown ballpark? Check. Changing hearts and minds in El Paso? Check. A Major League Soccer franchise? Weeellll...

I would buy one of these shirts. Maybe downtown when it gets ripped off in a Mexican sweatshop, but I would buy one of these shirts. Problem is, right now they're not real. They're a product of the imagination of a design student named Jimmy Nutini, who would probably be sued into homelessness if he ever produced one of these without the NFL's permission...

"The Patriots have been close. So close there were rumors MLS Commissioner Don Garber had communicated with Enrique Cervantes. If El Paso minds its P's and Q's, maybe someday...That was a few years back, the P's and Q's since lost in alphabet soup for an organization that has remained a toddler in a high-chair, unable to spell, just hungry for the next spoonful."