mildred patricia baena

Here's video of Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby's mama, Mildred Patricia Baena, singing a too-sexy version of Happy Birthday...if by "too sexy" we mean "Arnold must've had a lot of paper bags", that is.

Leave it to George Lopez to snag the first "interview" with Mildred Baena, the mother of Arnold Schwarzeneger's love child.  George looks a lot like the real thing!

Once again, to protect the identity of Arnold Schwarzenegger's lovechild the media has blurred out the boy's face in this picture, taken from the boys' MySpace account. Once again, his hair, his face (if you've seen the unedited pics) all lead you to wonder how Maria Shriver didn't know this was Arnie's kid from the beginning! So, once again, we decided to, um...help.

They sent out family pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s alleged illegitimate son with his Mom, former Schwarzenegger housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena, but they blurred out the kid’s face because he’s still a minor. Well, SCREW THAT! We decided to UN-blur it! (With a little help from Adobe Photoshop.)

They sent out family pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger's alleged illegitimate son with his Mom, former Schwarzenegger housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena, but they blurred out the kid's face because he's still a minor. Well, SCREW THAT! We decided to UN-blur it! (With a little help from Adobe Photoshop.)