Every year on September 28th is National Be a Good neighbor day. In honor of this event, I thought about all the ways to be a good El Paso neighbor.

One thing I tell everyone when I say I'm from El Paso is that El Paso is full of some of the nicest most polite people you could ever meet. So I have a few opinions on how we El Pasoans can be even BETTER neighbors without being so nice and gullible.

Here are the top five ways to be a good neighbor in El Paso Texas in MY OPINION:

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Cussing Goes a Long Way

Try cussing your neighbors out more, especially around their children or the elderly. That goes a long way in establishing a bond and building up barriers they won't ever want to cross again.

 

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Keep Your Veggies to Yourself

Make sure your neighbors don't know you have a garden with plenty of vegetables or herbs or that you bake delicious pies otherwise they'll end up asking for something.

 

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Surprise Pets

Do not introduce your neighbors to your pets so it comes as a surprise every time they come over or walk by and your pets can do their job, keeping strangers away.

 

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Getting a Little Too Personal

Ask them who they recommend for a service like medical preemptive vasectomies or some other type of invasive very personal thing, that way they are a little weirded out and won't ask for your opinion ever again.

 

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Build Up Those Walls

Build a fence, a really tall one, or plant some really tall bushes like oleanders, that way your house is a mystery to anybody walking by especially the would-be cat burglars. In the end, fences do make GREAT neighbors.

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