Paying outrageous prices at an event for alcohol is always a huge bummer. So put down the flask and pick up a pickle.

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Have you ever gone to an event, see the prices for alcohol, and gotten the urge to yell at someone?

Well, prevent that entire scenario by taking with you to your next get-together some special pickles soaked in moonshine. If you're wondering where you can get these magical post-cucumbers don't forget to check out the link at the end.

EASY MODE


1. Movie Theaters

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Easy peasy all you got to do is bring them in. And in El Paso, they serve jalapenos with popcorn, who knows the difference?


2. Library

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"Sometimes I just like a snack while I study Miss librarian. I'm not sure why it made me take my shirt off."


3. Sports Events (Depending)

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If it's a local sport like a peewee soccer league go for it. Nobody questions the parent eating pickles, acting rowdy. But if it's a big event like the super bowl, they'll probably be patting you down, which turns it into hard mode.

HARD MODE


4. Concerts

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Concert are places to sneak things in, so if you got your pickles you're going to have to put them in places you don't want to... Like your shoes. Still way better than $20 beers.


5. Comedy Club

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This one you might get away with it they serve pickles. But if they don't, they'll be wondering why you have them.


6. Museum Tour

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Normally museum docents don't take kindly to food near the art. But if you say something like you have "a vitamin deficiency" I'm sure you'll get away with it.

SAVAGE MODE


7. Funeral

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Nobody will question the crying person eating pickles. Is it from sadness or moonshine? Nobody knows.


8. Little Siblings Recital

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Not even your parents like sitting through your little siblings recital, so do yourself a favor and stuff some pickles in your pants so you can get through it. Don't worry about getting confident enough to rush the stage, trying to play your own GarageBand solo.


9. Jury Duty

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When lunch comes always ask for a deli sandwich that way you can swap out the regular pickle for the moonshine one. When you get loose enough start asking your own questions to find the murderer, even though it's a traffic case.

Get your moonshine pickles HERE!

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