71-year-old New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is supposedly nailing a sexy, 32-year-old model and aspiring actress named Ricki Lander. And it must be love, because look what he did to help her try to land a movie role. He acted with her in an audition tape...and it's beyond awful. He does a little shuffle dance, and delivers his lines in a voice that sounds like he's been drugged. This video WAS on YouTube, but was taken down, so click on the pic for the link to the video at Deadspin.com.