Listeners Tell Us How They’d Like To Die in a Horror Movie
Do you know the rules to survive a horror movie? Oh, you don't? Let me explain. There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie- how do I know this? Well, because my favorite scary movie "Scream" does a great job of explaining the "rules to successfully survive a horror movie". There are three major rules one must follow:
1. Can never have sex.
2. You can never drink or do drugs.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say "I'll be right back"
It's probably one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie!
Also, while at parties I like to do that same exact monologue. Of course, the rules completely change in the sequel, but I digress.
While watching "Scream" for about the millionth time, it made me wonder: would I survive a horror movie? Probably not. Maybe I'd survive the first movie, barely getting by with a slit on my arm- but I probably wouldn't survive the sequel. So, if I die in the sequel- how would I go? Probably getting stabbed after failing to run away. Because it's the sequel, my death would probably be very gory and elaborate. I picture my death at the scene of a Halloween party- and while hiding, the killer comes up from behind and slits my throat and stabs me a few times. The police find my body with my cat ears still on-covered in blood.
It's gory, I know, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who, while watching a movie has pondered how I would die in a horror film. So I took to Facebook to see if others thought the same and asked our listeners: "If you were to die in a horror film, how would you want to die?" Check out some of the answers below!