Katrina Darling, the distant cousin of U.K. royal bride Kate Middleton, is coming to the U.S. to show us her boobs. No, really. Katrina rocks that good girl/bad girl dichotomy, working as Barclay’s banker in the harsh light of day and shaking her thang at night. Katrina is a burlesque dancer and it’s part of her moonlighting gig to show us her bodacious tatas. We’re sure the Queen will get her knickers in a knot if she ever gets around to discovering that her new daughter-in-law’s distant cousin and her profession, since the monarchy is pretty staid.

Katrina Darling will perform for the first time ever at W.i.P in SoHo, New York on March 13. May we be the first to welcome her blondeness to America. We hope she likes her stay. If she has a body as tight as Katie’s little sis Pippa – her fine booty was the talk of the royal wedding then we’re in for a real treat.

Judging from the wealth of photos of the darling Karina on the web, she’s a looker. Bring on the tea and her crumpets.

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