Iris’ Best Pickup Lines To Use on a Rainy Monsoon Day

Get ready for the rainy season! Today is the official start of the Monsoon also known as that time of the year when the borderland sees the most rainfall.

Monsoon begins on June 15th and lasts until September 30th. This is the season where the borderland sees an increase in thunderstorms, winds, rain, and the potential for flooding due to strong storms.

On average, the El Paso area expects over 5 inches of rain during the Monsoon.

Aside from rain and wind, extreme heat is also a weather hazard that many have to watch out for during the early part of the monsoon.

We’ve already been dealing with that extreme heat these past few weeks and I tried to help you beat the heat with a few Beat The Heat pick-up lines, but now I want to help you out in case you get caught in the rain with that special someone this Monsoon.

These Monsoon related pick-up lines can lead to a romantic kiss in the rain…. Or not. So, use them at your own risk!

Iris’ Monsoon Related Pickup Lines:

Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it would be a perfect 10.

Did you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

Boy, when you don’t text me back I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

Is there a rainbow today, because I think I just found the treasure I have been searching for my whole life!

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can still share one umbrella and survive the storm together. So, wanna survive the storm with me?

The storm is supposed to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.

*CAUTION* This Pickup line will probably get you slapped:

Hey, wanna feel the rush of my monsoon!