Check Out These Fun Things to Do with Your Microwave [VIDEO]

I'm not talking about melting peeps or making mini lightning storms with old CDs, these things are fun and practical. Today, I'm talking about REAL things to do with your microwave.

I'm SO glad I've only known life as a "waver." Can you imagine having to find the time to actually "pop" popcorn? On top of turning convenience stores into minor league restaurants, microwaves also:

Juice the crap out of lemons. 20-30 seconds on high before squeezing will get you way more juice.
Disinfect plastic cutting boards. Save one of your lemons, rub your cutting board with it really good and then zap it, on high, for :60 seconds to kill the bacteria.
Turn soap slivers, or the tiny soaps you stole from motels, into full size bars or special shapes. Grate the slivers into teeny pieces, mix with water in a microwave safe bowl and nuke 'em for about :30 seconds. Allow to cool and harden.