Ever Wonder What Urban Dictionary Has For El Paso? Wonder No More
If you're an avid listener of the Morning Show, then you know what "The Urban Dictionary Game" is. Brandon chooses a term straight out of Urban Dictionary (an online dictionary for slang words) and we get to guess what the definition is.
Well, Brandon was out today, and I found myself missing the Urban Dictionary game, it's been awhile since we've played it. Instead of trying to just find a random term, I decided to look up El Paso. That's right, I didn't think that Urban Dictionary would even have a definition for El Paso, but of course it did.
So, let's set it up like The Urban Dictionary Game. Today's term is "El Paso". Now you get to guess what El Paso is under Urban Dictionary.
Ready? Here is Urban Dictionary's TOP definition for El Paso:
"A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry f***er cracker named Scott Durbin who's tired of motherf***ers talking s**t about his home. Lick my a**crack, which is probably all full of sand and cactus cause I'm in El Paso. Die.
If you don't wanna be here, please f**cking leave, we don't want you, and we're tired of hearing your bitching."
Did you get it?
That was... enlightening I guess. Sounds kind of angry, but, I will agree with the "if you don't want to be here, leave" part. Seems like so many complain about El Paso but don't leave.
All in all, El Paso has six other definitions that are pretty lengthy. You can check them out here. Next time, listen in to the show and play along when we do "Urban Dictionary Game"!
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