El Paso Missed Connections With Have You Laughing the Loneliness Away
Sparks flying between two people without swapping numbers is so common that Craigslist created a 'Missed Connections' section. Check out some of these El Paso hot spots!
I've taken some time out to check out the 'missed connections' ads for El Paso. If you ride a bike or have been to Walmart or Subway lately there might be someone looking for you. At first I thought it these ads were creepy (some are super creepy) but then you read them and it's basically someone who didn't have a chance to get the other persons number. Sad.
'You were riding your motorcycle down 10 going East around 2:10 yesterday and exited i think on gateway blvd or some exit before exit 34.. you caught my attention and you caught me looking at you n you started showing off on your bike which was super hot both you and your bike.. u were wearing jeans and a red shirt n had a backpack and black helmet and gloves you were wearing to much riding gear.. i just wanted to tell you thank you and that u made my day i am also a rider and hearing the pur of your bike was sexy n hearing you throttle on it made me excited to finally get home to go be on 2s .. well doubt u would respond to this but if u do sweet...'
'I SAW YOU WHEN I WALKING IN ON WED THE 5TH OF NOV. AT ABOUT 10:30AM. YOU HAD SOME TYPE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT UNIFORM ON. I THINK YOU WERE DRIVING A TRUCK. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GORGEOUS BUT YOU LEFT BEFORE I COULD SAY ANYTHING. TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE SITTING SO I KNOW IT'S YOU. EMAIL ME HERE. HOPE YOU SEE THIS.'
'You were leaving WalMart on Dyer around 7pm. I was entering. You: White male, military (E-8, I think), tall with a gorgeous smile. Me: Black female, blue jeans, blue top and black boots. (I had something around my shoulders, what was it and what color was it?)
I checked to see if you were wearing a ring, I didn't see one. I hope I can see that smile again. Change subject to "pleased to meet you.'
'Looking for Spiderman.
you were at the KLAQ parade today and you were dressed as Spiderman. You're hot. I don't know if you swing this way but if you do, send.me a message and let's talk. :-) I am a down to earth friendly guy who was also in the parade. I am masculine discreet. So, if you are discreet...I'm cool with that.'
'I saw you walking out of walmart on friday of last week around 5:30pm. i just cant get you off my mind. you had blonde hair but i know its not natural it was in a bun, you had black top and grey sweatpants. you were walking out with a friend, i think. i just want to say that you are gorgeous girl and would love to get to know you, but you probably wont see this add, i also think that i am probably no the type of guy you would be interested in, since i am white clean cut and professional, but i would love an opportunity to take you out and show you a great time with me..'
'You flew from atl to el paso today. Your blonde with hairy legs I was wondering if your pussy was hairy too I would love to see it.'
'wow sweetie i saw you walking today downtown you had on black tight and you had short black hair. you probably attached but i really would like to get to know you. you are so sexy...i was behind you for a while trying to get close enough to rub my d---k against your ass but it was really hard because you just kept walking, untill we came to the stop light i was really close to you but there was lots of people around us so could do anything, so i just decided to just work my d--k inside my pants while i followed you, i was about to cum so i took my d--k out and try to get close enought to you so that i could cum on your butt, but it didn't work and i came all over my hand and pants i quickly hide my di-k cause there was people walking... it was so good i hope you read this so that we can hook up and try this but this time i will put my Dick in between your spandex and pump you in public...'
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