Is This The Safest El Paso Site To Take Your Side Piece?

The recent, very public outing of a big time CEO cheating on his wife went super viral. Here's one place in El Paso you and Bae 2.0 can mark yourselves safe from Kiss Cams.

You've seen the video. You must have, it's ALLLLLL over the internet. The big time CEO of Astronomer and their HR director getting all grabby at a Coldplay concert, caught on the Jumbotron.

Funny thing is, if they had just smiled or even kissed real quick, this whole thing would more than likely have just been another, unnoticed moment.

Hind sight is 20/20 so, if you have a side piece, take heed lest ye become internet gold.
Here in El Paso, you don't necessarily need cameras to get caught cheating. It's hard to lay low around here if you're going out.

Why Is It Hard To Cheat In El Paso?

We may be a city of almost 700,000 but, somehow, no matter where you go, before you know it; you're talking to someone that knows you or someone in your family.

I was in a bar once and within minutes, a complete stranger and I determined that our grandfathers had worked together back in the day. Seriously, El Paso is a Twilight Zone episode.

Best Place To Cheat In El Paso?

Being that El Chuco has that small town vibe and Fit Fam has turned everyone into a private investigator, your choices are limited. The best option ... short of renting a room and staying in it and/or leaving town, (no concerts), ... would be Trans Mountain.

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Folks have been going up there to make out for decades. It's dark, you need no official reason to be there and, best of all, there are no freakin' cameras. Your car radio will play whatever music you want, hopefully NOT Coldplay ... and nobody can see what you're doing.

For best results, bring a van.