I work really odd hours. To help manage my sleep, I got a prescription for something called Lunesta a couple years ago. Well...sometimes I'll pop two Lunesta and it helps me go to sleep in, what seems to me, a couple of minutes.

Apparently, though, there's some kind of lag time between taking the pills and actually going to sleep when I'm in a kind of drug-induced stupor. I don't remember doing it, but my mailbox and my credit card statement seem to indicate that I go onto Ebay and buy all kinds of useless crap.

When it arrives, it's like Christmas. BETTER than Christmas, actually, because with Christmas you usually have some inkling of what you might be getting as a present. This is not exaggeration: I have no idea whatsoever is in these boxes when I open them. Join me for my latest adventure, won't you?