Justin Massoud
Row Team Takes Off Clothes, Breaks World Record
An all-female group of British rowers proved that some things are just easier when you’re naked. The five adventurous ladies paddled their way across the Atlantic Ocean sans clothing in 45 days, breaking the previous world record (for speed, not the being nude part) in the process.
You Won’t Believe What This Woman Did To Get Breast Implants
It’s not uncommon for high-profile bank robbers to be given nicknames based on physical attributes or style. See: Baby Face Nelson and Charles “Pretty Boy” Floyd. Keeping with that unwritten law, it’s fair to dub a 23-year-old woman who orchestrated a bank heist so she could afford breast implants the “Boob Job Bandit.” The hook? She was the teller that handed over the dough in the robbery.
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Woman Farts in a Jar and Naturally Lists it on eBay
Farts are funny, there’s no denying it but are they lucrative? A Utah woman has carefully placed her flatus in a glass jar and listed the smelly sample on eBay.
Meet Annie Norris, the UK’s New Pole Dancing Champion [VIDEO]
There’s prestige in pole dancing. No longer relegated to seedy strip clubs, the sexy activity has become mainstream, spawning instructional videos, workout routines and legitimate competitions.
Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex
A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.
Exhibitionistic Couple Has Sex on Train, Gets Kicked Off, Then Finishes Deed on Platform
Where was the craziest place you’ve had sex? For one unabashed couple, that place was a subway train in Toronto. Then, moments later, it was on the train’s boarding platform.
Naked Santas Aim for World Record in San Francisco
Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.
‘Find His Porn’ App Helps Women Uncover Their Man’s Dirty Online Secrets
With the advent of the Internet and the popularization of personal computers, men have learned to share information and instantly connect with people across thousands of miles. Oh, and we also learned how to download scads of pornography – let’s not forget that.
Video Game Urinals Finally Give Men a Reason To Be Accurate
A London pub has given the term “spray and pray” a whole new meaning thanks to new urinal-based video games that award points for peeing.
Which Celebrity Endorser of ‘World of Warcraft’ Doesn’t Really Play The Game?
Internet meme elitists may consider jokes about Chuck Norris’ toughness as passé, but ‘World or Warcraft’ developer Blizzard’s marketing team clearly believes the 71-year-old action star is as relevant today as he was back when ‘The Delta Force’ was released.
‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′ Gaming Glasses Put To Real-Life Testing
Gunnar, makers of top-of-the-line protective eyewear for gamers says its latest ‘Call of Duty’-inspired glasses improve performance and lessens eyestrain during marathon play sessions. I’ll have to take their word for it because Activision never sent an advanced copy of ‘Modern Warfare 3‘ even after all my adorable begging.