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Woman Arrested For Boning Down With Skeleton
'Brott mot griftesfriden' may sound like some sort of delicious sausage, but it's actually Swedish for 'violating the peace of the dead,' which is what a 37-year-old woman in Sweden is being charged with after allegedly having sexytimes with a human skeleton.
Janelle Monáe — Crush of the Day
Our crush today is Janelle Monáe, a 26-year-old, impossibly cool R&B and soul musician signed to Bad Boy Records and Atlantic Records.
Feeling a Little Blue? We’ve Found The Cure
"Hello? What's that? You're depressed? Good thing you called me on this microphone, so I can tell you all about our two-part, 100% guaranteed cure-all!"
Diane Sawyer Was Totally Drunk Last Night During Election Coverage
Whoever you were rooting for, we can all agree that election night was pretty stressful.
Allie the Asphyxiator — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Allie the Asphyxiator (pictured right)
Location: The 'special accommodations needed' aisle on the airplane.
Occupation: Paperweight.
10 WTF Steps to Aging Gracefully
Getting old is pretty scary, but it is possible to age gracefully. Notice a few gray hairs in the mirror this morning? Don't sweat it! Here are a few tips from the pros to help you stay dapper well into your 90's.
Watch This Awesome Video About Couch Boners
Sometimes, nature can make things really awkward for dudes.
Check Out These Disney Princess Babes
God, what we wouldn't give to be "part of her world."
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats
Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY
Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).
Hobbies: Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots...
The Air Sex World Championships Are Here!
It's almost here! The event we've been waiting for, even though we only found out about it ten minutes ago!
10 WTF Pics To Help You Navigate Public Transportation
Visiting a city with a great public transportation system, like New York? Leave the car parked, and let us give you some tips on navigating the subway like a pro.
5 Things Your Future Grandkids Won’t Believe Were Real
There are some things from the recent past that are so ridiculous that we almost don't believe they really existed. In 25 years, though, they'll seem even more unbelievable. Here's our list of 5 things we'd like to put in a time capsule, so we have proof that they were, in fact, real. ...