You Can Now Anonymously Send A Bag Of Penis Candies To Someone

Now you can really get the message "eat a d*ck" across. 

A new company called D*cks By Mail are allowing their customers to anonymously send a bag of penis gummy bears to someone, along with a sentimental "EAT A BAG OF D*CKS" note attached. You can give these gummy bears to whoever that special person is in your life. Whether it be that douchbag ex of yours, crappy boss you can't stand, annoying friend who gets too drunk or coworker who never pulls their own weight. You can finally send them the message you wished they got years ago.

The cost to purchase a candy bag of d*cks is only $15 plus shipping. A great price, considering all the joy you will receive from being able to stay anonymous, and forever haunt their dreams, wondering who gave them a bag of penis shaped gummies.

I can't decide if this is a mean or a amazing to receive in the mail. On one hand, your basically telling someone to grow screw themselves. On the other, you have given someone a delicious new candy to try. Not to mention enjoy eating in public. Wouldn't you love to see people's face when you hand them a couple gummy penis candies? It's kind of a conversation starter.