You have the right to remain ... hey!  Where'd he go??

"The dog ate my homework," "the check is in the mail," (or, these days, I guess "the transfer has been smart phoned in,"!! ) and "no, that doesn't make your ass look big at all," now have a new partner in fib - land!  "The ghost did it."!!

A man in Fond du Lac (really??) Wisconsin is using the classic "ectoplasmic former human" defense in his trial.

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Hey Brad ..... uh; you know all those beer bottles in the studio? I think the station ghost had a party .......