Want To Buy A Whole Barrel Of Jack Daniels? Now You Can!
You can get in line right behind Scott Ronson.
Some Sam's Club stores are now selling entire barrels of the perfectly balanced sweet and oak whiskey. The barrels cost anywhere between $8,000 to $10,000 dollars, depending on where you live. The barrel is even branded with the Jack Daniels name. That is quite the keepsake that holds many purposes.
Can you imagine how long that barrel will take to finish? Parties for quite some time, without ever having to head out to get more booze. It would be the never ending supply of liquid courage you need.
Seriously though, who goes to Sam's Club, sees a barrel of Jack Daniels and thinks, "yeah, that is exactly what I need for my party this weekend. My friends to all go into whiskey comas. I will have the party to remember after that!" More like the party no one will ever remember.