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Ugly Christmas Sweaters For Every Rocker on Your List

Make your Christmas a little more merry with some metal! Ugly Christmas sweaters are making a huge comeback this season especially in the music industry. You won’t be embarrassed to show up with one of these sweaters on but you might offend your family.

There are tons of bands coming out with their own versions of ugly Christmas sweaters. Feel free to look up your favorite band and see what other great holiday deals you can get right now. Anthrax even has a special holiday bundle with ornaments but no sweaters. Don’t worry, there are still plenty of other bands with some awesome sweaters like the ones below!


Ebay
Ebay
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Slayer

 
 

Celebrate the holidays with this killer Slayer sweater. We have already seen an amazing Slayer Christmas light show so why not watch it again in this sweater? This would probably be the perfect gift for any rock fan!

 
Metallica.com
Metallica.com
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Metallica

 
 

Be the biggest Metallica fan with this Master Holiday sweater! You can own this sweet ugly sweater for only $76.99. Probably one of the the ugliest sweaters on this list but such a great band!

 
Fivefingerdeathpunch.shop.bravadousa.com
Fivefingerdeathpunch.shop.bravadousa.com
3

Five Finger Death Punch

 
 

All you knuckleheads can show your Five Finger Death Punch pride at any holiday party! Put this sweater on your Christmas list because Santa will be bringing the goods for only $60.

 
store.rekordsrekords.com
store.rekordsrekords.com
5

Queens of the Stone Age

 
 

Snag up this sweater before Queens of the Stone Age comes to rock El Paso! Even if they are coming in February, this sweater still looks good enough to wear anytime of the year. Reindeer humping is a good conversation starter at any holiday party, so you might just need this.

 
halestormrocks.com
halestormrocks.com
7

Halestorm

 
 

Halestorm is my favorite band so of course this is my favorite sweater. This clever band has been using "Hale-idays" for years during the holiday seasons so it was about time they made some merch will this awesome saying. I will be rocking this sweater all year long but my mom will hate it because it drops a F- bomb right across my belly!

 
allinmerch.com
allinmerch.com
4

Periphery

 
 

For only $25 you can own a nice sweater from the pioneers of the djent movement in progressive metal. This sweater is nice for any event and won't make your grandma cry like the rest of the sweaters coming up on this list.

 
Victoryrecords.com
Victoryrecords.com
6

Otep

 
 

This sweater is almost as gorgeous as Otep Shamaya. An evil Frosty the Snowman devouring people is what Christmas is all about! You can own this sweater for only $19.98, which is an extremely good deal.

 
indiemerch.com
indiemerch.com
8

Dying Fetus

 
 

This incredibly shocking Christmas sweater by American death metal band Dying Fetus has either sold out of this sweater or had someone complain about the design because this sweater is no longer available. If you really want this sweater, I would try to e-mail the web store and see if more will be made.

 
merchnow.com
merchnow.com
9

Attila

 
 

If a couple of humping Reindeer isn't enough for you, go on and buy deathcore band Attila's Christmas sweater. You can show off this giant image of humping reindeer at your office party and not have anyone question if you are into bestiality.

 
Shreddersapparel.com
Shreddersapparel.com
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Motorhead

 
 

These sweater is probably on of the best looking sweaters and shows off the sick looking hell-boar from Motorhead. Unfortunately, this sweater wasn't officially licensed by Motorhead and has been yanked off the Shredder's website. I still wanted to use this sweater to show that a official Motorhead ugly Christmas sweater is in demand by fans. Hopefully this will get back to Lemmy and the guys and next year we can all rock a ridiculous Motorhead sweater.

 

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