You have got to, got to, got to go to the next page to see the picture of this Mom.  This is the funniest picture I have seen in a good long while.

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There's a 44-year-old woman in New Jersey who's one of the TANNEST WOMEN we've ever seen.  And she was arrested recently and charged with child endangerment, after her five-year-old daughter showed up at school with a sunburn and said she, quote, "went tanning with mommy."  The woman says her daughter waited in the room while she was in the tanning booth, and was sunburned playing in the SUN.

Here's Mom.