Prepare yourself to be dumbfounded once again by the uncanny psychic abilities of that wise and mystic sage from the East.

Using his borderline divine powers, the Great Nostradumbass once again was able to predict the contents of four envelopes that had been hermetically sealed and stored in a mayonnaise jar and buried under the small mountain of debris from all of Tom Brady's discarded cell-phones....

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