Texas DPS Puts Suspect On Blast On Facebook
It's one thing to be called out on social media, it's another to be called out by the DPS when you're actually a wanted suspect! That's exactly what went down on Tuesday when the Southlake Department of Public Safety decided to get the attention of the suspect and the community.
If you can't make it out, the full message reads:
Dearest Crystal Ladawn Finley,
What’s been up?! We’ve obvi been looking all over for you! You’ve been laying low since we last saw you, which was using an innocent Southlake victim’s identity to open up credit cards in person at a ton of stores in the metroplex. Luckily, the loss prevention guys prevented you from getting too much property, amiright?! You opened up those accounts at Z Gallerie, Victoria’s Secret, At Home, Ashley Furniture, Best Buy, Home Depot, and Jared (the galleria of jewelry, nonetheless).
Each one of those store’s security cameras caught you with your red tattooed lips on the right side of your neck 💋, your right armed sleeve tats, and you driving your friend’s red Jeep with the Texas license plate KGB8529. And, OMG, we heard you were in an accident in Dallas and hope you’re ok (even though you provided a fake ID to the other involved party).
We also know you allegedly committed all the crimes while what a witness described as “extremely pregnant.”
SO! Here’s the scoop. We have the warrant and we are letting all of our besties know what you’ve been up to. You’re welcome to reach out to Detective Ellis who is working this case at firstname.lastname@example.org and he will totes fill you in!
Gurl, CALL ME.
Love, Southlake Police 💕💋💋
I have to give mad props to whoever wrote this because it is hilarious AF. I can totally appreciate the fact that they've added all crimes and the seriousness in with some humor. Of course, not many people think this was professional on the DPS part, and of course the crimes are serious but it's definitely a great way to get everyone's attention. In all seriousness, if you have any information on the whereabouts of Ms. Ladawn Finley, who according to her Facebook page is 33, you should contact the Southlake DPS at (817) 748-8400.