Teenage Girl Found With Gun In Her Vagina
This ones too late for WTF Wednesday, but it totally meets the criteria!
19 year old Dallas Archer apparently can't afford a holster. While being booked in Tennessee for driving with a suspended license, cops found a surprise in her vajay-jay. A loaded, 5 shot .22 derringer. of course it was loaded, what's the point of shoving an empty pistol up there? The gun was also stolen so, heads up fellas ... this ones a keeper!
The po-po didn't find the gun until she was already inside the jail. So, on top of the suspended license deal, she was also charged with "introducing contraband into a penal facility". That charge is really funny, on a couple of levels, if you think about it for a minute.
Interesting side note, derringers were once known as "muff" guns. Seriously.
Anyway, this kind of stuff is not that uncommon. An Oklahoma lady was found with a 5 shot revolver hanging out of her whoo - whoo. And bags of meth stuck up her butt!
I bet these two girls are a riot at parties.