In Sunland Park, New Mexico, things have gone from crazy to utterly cuckoo. After the arrests of City Manager Jaime Aguilera and Mayor Pro Tem Daniel Salinas, Mayor Martin Resendiz returned to work. Resendiz admitted to signing $1 million city contracts while drunk in 2008. Say what? This comes after a video of a lap dance led to extortion charges of the mayor pro tem and city manager. You can't make this stuff up.