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They’re Making a Porn Parody of Spongebob. Amazingly, it isn’t Gay Porn (VIDEO)

Yes, that is an adult film actor dressed up as Spongebob Squarepants. Yes, it looks as if he is about to have sexual congress with an actress dressed to look like Sandy Cheeks.

No, there are not any scenes between Spongebob and Patrick, nor are there any 5-way gay C.J.'s with Squidward and Mr. Crabs.

As you may note from the picture at left, pornographers are putting some pretty high production values into these parodies nowadays. If you look closely, Spongeknob (nee,Spongebob) seems to have oozing pustules covering his upper torso. Also, the actress playing Sandy does a really, really good impersonation.

To see the SFW trailer, click ahead to the next page...

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Ochocinco Ochoseised — Chad Johnson Gets Cut on Hard Knocks, Offered Role in Porn Movie [VIDEO]

From Jets coach Rex Ryan cussing up a blue streak to the Cowboys being the Cowboys, you have to love the uncensored greatness of HBO's "Hard Knocks". With the Miami Dolphins this season, the HBO cameras were rolling when head coach Joe Philbin 86'ed 85, WR Chad Johnson.

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Popozão!
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NBC Made a Video of Female Athletes in Slow-Motion…Then Set It to Porn Music? [VIDEO]

The NBC Olympics website has been featuring videos called "Bodies in Motion". They're basically just montages of the athletes in slow-motion -- female athletes -- but the music they chose almost makes them feel like porn. Did we mention all the athletes are women? We did, huh.

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thedocisin.net
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Woman Sues Adult Video Company For Suing Her

Porn studios can be called a lot of things — but are they extortionists? One woman says they absolutely are, and after they accused her of illegally downloading their “product,” she got a lawyer of her own and fought fire with fire.

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Photo, loudwire.com
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Check Out The (XXX Rated) Video For My Darkest Days “Casual Sex! [VIDEO]

Yes, I said XXX rated...

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Flickr / hansol
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Guy Buys DVD Player From Walmart With Free Porn Inside

Want proof that Walmart really (and indirectly) loves its customers? Well, Indiana resident Travis Lively found out when he hit the discount retailer to purchase a DVD player so he could watch movies with his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. He nabbed a $30 Magnavox machine, took it home, opened it up and noticed that it came with a DVD already inserted into the slot.

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Getty Images
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Condoms Now Mandatory in Porn Flicks Shot in Los Angeles County

If you like your skin flicks to be, well, skin-on-skin, you won’t like this.

The city council in Los Angeles county — home of the San Fernando Valley, where about 90 percent of XXX films are made — approved a new mandate Tuesday that requires all actors in porn movies to wear condoms during filming.

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ThinkStock.com
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‘Find His Porn’ App Helps Women Uncover Their Man’s Dirty Online Secrets

With the advent of the Internet and the popularization of personal computers, men have learned to share information and instantly connect with people across thousands of miles. Oh, and we also learned how to download scads of pornography – let’s not forget that.

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Andreas Rentz / Getty Images
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Amanda Seyfried Will Play Porn Star Linda Lovelace in Biopic

According to The Wrap, Amanda Seyfried has been cast as notorious porn star Linda Lovelace in the biopic ‘Lovelace.’ Lovelace, the stage name for Linda Boreman, starred in the legendary 1972 hardcore porn film ‘Deep Throat.’ She later claimed her husband forced her into pornography, and became an anti-porn activist before her death by car accident in 2002.

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Photographers: Getty Images/Spencer Platt, Getty Images
Photographers: Getty Images/Spencer Platt, Getty Images
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[LINK] Osama bin Laden Watched Porn! A LOT!!!

From "The Daily" today: part of that vast "treasure trove" of intel material and stuff that Navy SEAL Team 6 took away from Osama bin Laden's compound after they popped a cap in his ass was his extensive selection of PORN!

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Ain’t Friction a Bitch.

Here is a big reason why masturbation isn't good for anybody. 

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Q-Rotika Ball 2011 [PHOTOS]

Oh my.  You've waited all weekend long for it.  Not patiently, but you have waited.

Now, reap the rewards of your patience!  Behold the glory that was Q-Rotika 2011!

The edited for TV version, unfortunately

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