So, I somehow got embroiled in a discussion about sex in long-term relationships. As one person (who shall remain nameless, but it was a chick) said, "After a few years, you kind of start wishing for a one-time hall pass. Hell, I'd settle for a half-pass at this point!" Some other friends have celebrity-passes, in case that thing-that-never-freaking-happens just does.
Found this hilarious video today, and even though I'm not married, I think these are things we can all agree are some of the things that will get you killed by your wife. It's even set to the tune of Green Day's "Time of Your Life", and has some special choreography by the comedian, Tim Hawkins, too! Enjoy!
January 29, 2013 Everything is cooler when you add bikes!
In the biggest news Canada has had all year...okay, maybe ever, it seems Canadian Chad Kroeger of Nickelback has asked Canadian Avril Lavigne to marry him! Not only did he pop the question according to People Magazine, he presented her with a 14-CARAT FREAKING MONSTER RING! Just so you know, that's about 15mm in size, or over half an inch! Jesus, you could choke a monkey with that thing.
Adam Smith is now the former Chief Financial Officer and Treasurer of medical supply manufacturer Vante. We don't know exactly how you pronounce "Vante" but it might rhyme with "rant", which is what Smith did at a Chick-fil-A server named Rachel over CFA founder Dan Cathy's stance against gay marriage.
August 12, 2012 Huffington Post recently came out with an article stating that El Paso is the No. 8 Metro area with young adults 20-34 years old living at home. I lived at home until I was 22 years old, so I have first hand knowledge of this
July 19, 2012 If my husband were to ever cheat on me, I don't believe I would announce it to the world.
But I'm not Elle Zober.
There's a video on YouTube of a wedding ceremony where the officiant makes a pretty embarrassing error while talking about the bride and groom. She said the bride found the groom to be "incredibly hard", then recovered and said, "hard-working." Hard-working at what?
Since the colonial days, marriage has been an important institution in American culture. By a certain age, marriage was not only heeded to, but expected of young couples.
However, recently Americans’ views on marriage have changed.
October 5, 2011 Seriously, I can't believe they really freakin' did it! But, here's the proof!
