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Take the Quiz – Did Fernie Say That?

Fernie says some pretty ridiculous things all the time. Now it's time to take the quiz and find out, "Did Fernie Say That?"

 

 

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Fernando Cuevas: You ARE the Father!

We've been waiting for this moment for months, and here it is! Morning Show traffic reporter Fernie Cuevas allowed us to witness the revealing of his paternity test. Lisa Sanchez got to play Maury Povich and say the line, "Fernando Cuevas: you ARE the father!"

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Fernie vs. Lisa Football Trivia Results

Fernie has vowed to learn about football because he feels that's something that every man should know. Lisa could give a squat. Let's find out who won the Football Trivia Challenge and got a day at the spa from Massage Envy at 7500 N

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A Halloween Q Classic — Fernie Goes Through the Haunted House

As you can tell from the motion-triggered witch that has been annoying you for a month in the store already, it's that time of year again. And as the curtain goes up on KLAQ's Twisted Circus, we thought it was the perfect time to show you a Q Classic as Morning Show traffic reporter Fernie Cuevas went through one of our better Haunted Warehouses a few years back.

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My Tips On How To Please A Woman!

The baby mama let me hit it last night! I did ever trick in the book last night (Minus eating the taco right). I even asked for feedback on my performance. What I got back was a little shocking. I'm not as good as I think I am but I'm not the worst. A woman’s body is kind of complicated and the way they want it might take a little training for me. If you have any tips to add please feel free to share them and comment!

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Fernando Cuevas: Baby Shoes
Fernando Cuevas: Baby Shoes
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Baby Daddy Diaries: 1st Look At “My” Baby, I Need Advice!

Back story: I found out my friend was pregnant and it was exciting. Then I found out the baby might be mine?! Not so exciting and to be honest that's a whole 'nother play ground. Well it all hit me at once and reality set in when I saw the first ultrasound a few weeks ago. Check it out! I need advice!

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Instagram: @amagilove
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Reviews of El Paso Strip Clubs From Google Users[PICS]

El Paso is known for having more than enough strip clubs.  I personally love these places because they are fun for me, all I have to tell the dancers is, "I'm Gay", and boom just like that me and the dancer become best friends. I remember the first time I went to a strip club it was a magical moment. I had grown up! No more internet sleaze or glossy magazine pages for me anymore. I was a looking at the real thing- well silicone mostly. Check out these reviews of El Paso strip clubs from google users.

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It’s National Cousins Day Let’s All Celebrate with Jerry Springer & Maury Clips [VIDEO]

It's National Cousin's Day. I'm grateful that my grandmother had 10 kids. 5 boys and 5 girls. I have a lot of cousins white, black and disabled. Without our cousins family events just wouldn't be the same. Today you should spend time with your cousin just hanging out and watch some clips of cousins from my favorite TV shows, Jerry Springer & Maury.

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Marcus P Hatch
Marcus P Hatch
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El Paso Barber to the Stars Gives Me a New Do For The Texas Showdown Festival

The Texas Showdown Festival is this weekend at the El Paso County Coliseum. Since I don’t have tattoos, I decide I would represent KLAQ with a "hair tattoo." Marcus Hatch is a celebrity hair stylist that has given cuts to DMX, Mobb Deep, Tyrese and Young Jeezy. Check out his incredible work.

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Do Lisa and Fernie Look Alike? Hmmm…[VIDEO]

A NECK Line caller got us thinking when he said for awhile he thought Lisa was Fernie in drag. Hmmm...Fernie and Lisa have both said people think they're related when they're together in public, and Fernie has been in drag to represent KLAQ before. What do you think?

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Fernie Scares Lisa and Stephanie
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Fernie Scares Lisa & Stephanie [VIDEO]

You can't even walk into the building here at KLAQ without having a near-accident in your pants. Such was the case for Lisa and Stephanie this morning when Fernie jumped out at them.

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Mary Carey Twitter
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The Best Photos From Mary Carey’s Twitter [PHOTOS]

Mary Carey is one of my favorite adult entertainers. Not only has she done photos, films, and reality TV but she also ran for Governor of the state of California. I admire a woman that likes to try a little of everything.  I can't wait to see Mary in El Paso again. In the mean time here are some HOT photos taken off her twitter which you can find here (btw me and Mary Carey are good friends on twitter) or you can visit her site here. ENJOY!

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